The Masque of The Orange Death

Jake Adelstein
Jul 6, 2020

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In the House of White
Death tweeted alone
His fat orange fingers punching
At a Blackberry phone โ€”

Death tweets all night
Like a man deep in lust
On stacks of ventilators
Left there to rust

โ€œA different kind of deathโ€
He once typed in one breath
And just what it meant
โ€ฆno one could guess

We all know that you canโ€™t kill Death
The pale Twinkie Prince must spare himself
The virus he once ignored
now just inspires him
Not hurt at all, it only revived him.

When you have no pain or compassion
When you simply donโ€™t feel
You can survive anything
The Orange King will heal

The Orange King survivesโ€ฆ

โ€œI feel twenty years younger!โ€
he said
And it wasnโ€™t a lie
When the soul has rotted away
The body wonโ€™t die

Wealth is virtue
Poverty is sin
The weak are doomed
And the rich must win

God chose Him to live
And he chose you to die
Look at your bank accountโ€“
If you want to know why

We have all been summoned
To the Dance of Orange Death
And who will be next
To draw their final breath?
Win against The Orange Prince?
Abandon all hope
You have only one slim chance
And that is to vote

(In memory of the Donald J. Trump presidency and the 230,937 people who died on his watch. Inspired by Edgar Allen Poe and a real-world nightmare. November 2nd, 2020)

Not only Death but a life-long deadbeat, he has no scythe but kills with a tweet

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Jake Adelstein
Jake Adelstein

Written by Jake Adelstein

An investigative journalist, neo-paladin, semi Zen Buddhist (I want to believe) living in Japan for 27 years. Writes for The Daily Beast, The Japan Times็ญ‰. ๅฎœใ—ใ

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